1) 14 posts all year? I’m pathetic! New Year’s Resolution activating in 3, 2, 1 …

2) “Some visitors came searching, mostly for fat chick, fat chicks, mini quiche, fat girl, and sleep study.” Fabulous.

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 2,900 times in 2011. If it were a cable car, it would take about 48 trips to carry that many people.

Click here to see the complete report.