Although I must admit that I can’t quite recall the last time someone referred to me as “boring” . . . plenty of other choice words, yes, but “boring”? not quite.
You’re The Dictionary!by Merriam-Webster
You’re one of those know-it-all types, with an amazing amount of knowledge at your command. People really enjoy spending time with you in very short spurts, but hanging out with you for a long time tends to bore them. When folks really need an authority to refer to, however, you’re the one they seek. You’re an exceptional speller and very well organized.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
at the Blue Pyramid.
I wanna love You better whatever it takes . . . 
If I were you, I would be more offended being called “very well organized”
Hey there’s nothing wrong with Ulysses!!! It’s a mysterious book that few people even read or understand. 🙂
And boring? I think not!
You’re Love in the Time of Cholera!
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the one hand, you’ve loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff could get you killed.
It took me a bit, but I figured out what you were talking about– YOU’RE the Dictionary!! Yes, she can be taught.
I did it three times. !st: Love in the Time of Cholera; 2nd: I, Robot by Asimov; 3rd: Ulysses by James Joyce. Ulysses’ description fits me best, I think.