Okay, so this blog (and its various siblings) is one of my favorites, definitely in the must-read-daily category. It quite often causes me to (LITERALLY) laugh out loud . . .

but this chick gives Miss Teen South Carolina a real run for her money . . .

Supermarket cashier: I was actually valedictorian in high school, and I wore four-inch heels to graduation. And surprise, surprise — I falled.                                                               –Greenpoint, Brooklyn