WARNING: if you don’t like four-letter words, please don’t visit the site I’m about to recommend. but if you do look at it, please don’t say I didn’t warn you about the obscenity beforehand.
The same goes, perhaps, for those with weak stomachs.
HOWEVER . . . this is the FUNNIEST thing I have read all week . . . funny, and yet sad at the same time . . . because we still live in a society that tries to tell us that anything–even $hitting your pants on a daily basis–is preferable to the horrors of being fat.