I had forgotten about it for a while, but I’m cleaning out my 1200 e-mails in my inbox, and came across it . . . so how could I *not* share?! 

 Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.  “My, what big eyes you have, Mr.  Wolf.”  The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, and this time, he is crouched behind a bush. “My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.”   Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, and this time,  he is crouched down behind a rock.  “My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf.”

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, “Will you knock it off.  I’m trying to poop!”