AACK!!! It’s pathetic!!!!!!!!

11 11 2008

Seriously, folks. Stop the insanity!

This is a COMPLETE list of the search terms that were used to find my blog thus far today. (or maybe it’s yesterday; WP confuses me with the time zone changes.)

Seriously, though?! you can’t find anything better to read about? and if you’re TRYING to read about this particular train wreck, why not go here?

(I’ve disguised the name in question so as not to create MORE traffic . . . )

du&&@rs
the du&&@rs
du&&@r amy
what faith are the du&&@rs
du&&@r fans
amy du&&@r
du&&@r girls
cheating in bingo halls in michigan
cousin amy, du&&@rs
the du&&@rs amy
duggers cousin amy
how much do the du&&@rs earn
where do the du&&@rs go to church?

cavities in teeth
amy du&&@r cousin
wisdom teeth pain

the du&&@r cousin amy
du&&@r cousin amy
du&&@r wrong
amy the du&&@rs





Sunday blogging against racism–Hate crimes ‘r us

9 11 2008

And I’m not talking about the made-up kind . . .

so yeah. I’m pretty giddy that he WE won . . .

HOWEVER . . .

Case Study #1: I heart Staten Island! (yeah, not so much)

I love the comments on this site stating that “it wasn’t about race, it was about politics”. So why not beat up a white Obama supporter? (my own Obama-mobile identifies me from a mile away . . . and I’m as white as they come . . . so bring it!)

Not to mention that beating the @$#% out of someone is NOT an appropriate response to hearing that one’s own candidate has lost the election. At least not in an alleged democracy such as our own. Seriously? I don’t care if you ARE “Joe(y) the Guido”. (FYI, I am using “guido” as a stylistic/cultural term, NOT as an ethnic slur.  but I am open to any dissent or disagreement here. to be honest, I mostly had to add that little snarky comment because I consider myself to be clever. (you may disagree with that also!) and partly because I’m annoyed to have to admit that I grew up in this sorry little corner of the best city in the universe.)

Plus . . . you had to pick on a Liberian?! come on! That’s not even on the same side of the great country of Africa as Kenya is!

Case Study #2 How about Pittsburgh this time?

When I read “Otter Creek Township”, I was sure this was going to be a story from the fine state of . . . one of those Carolinas or something.

(I can’t get this video to embed, so you’ll have to go to this link to see it . . . )

I haven’t even GOTTEN to the southern half of the country yet . . . but screw it. I’m all about the hope right now.

from icanhascheezburger.com captioned by thephoenix007
from icanhascheezburger.com captioned by thephoenix007

(ps I’ve been “collecting” political cartoons this week and am going to put up a (probably highly illegal in a copyright sense) collection of my favorites sometime soon . . .





sing it!

4 11 2008





tears of joy, and my own “Obama Effect”

4 11 2008

and NOT just tears of joy that Palin is going away . . . lol. although I will miss this.

No, I’m overwhelmed to think that this dream could really come to be a reality . . . so I wait with baited breath, along with the rest of the country, daring to hope against hope that at last, we all will be “invited to the party”.

However, one thing that really struck me last night, as I researched the local races, was that my renewed excitement over the political process (which has everything to do with the way that Obama made politics real to me again) was obviously having an effect on my attitude towards my own local elections . . .

Although I’m loathe to admit this, I’m a bit of a sloppy voter. (okay, aren’t we all?!) But seriously . . . my attitude towards local races has typically been to vote along my party lines, and in the case of allegedly “non-partisan” races (for judges and the like), to more often choose a female candidate over a male candidate. (My theory being that no matter what her political leanings, a woman will more often be likely to act in ways that are beneficial to women and children. Yeah, I said it’s a theory, and I said I’m sloppy about it!)

But this time, I really stopped and looked at the candidates, and compared their views, and (oh, please don’t shoot me, folks!) I actually voted for a few republicans in local races. (I also voted for one Green Party candidate . . . “oooooohh, she’s a Socialist! We knew it! Somebody put her on some list somewhere!”)

But my point is . . . I was probably more deliberate and intentional, more INFORMED, in my voting than I ever have been in my life. Why? Because Obama, by the way he conducted this campaign, caused me to believe that my vote really DOES matter, that there is some room for hope in this world.

And for the first time in my life, I am really, really proud of my country.





June Jordan–”Jim Crow: The Sequel”l

4 11 2008

I think this was written in 1992 . . . see if you can figure out some of the folks she alludes to here . . .

I post this here tonight because I can’t get the one line out of my head about “invited to the party”.

Maybe I’m overly optimistic . . . but I so want to believe that the party is about to begin . . . and this time, everyone’s invited . . .

JIM CROW: The Sequel

An angry Black woman on the subject of the angry White man.

We didn’t always need affirmative action
When we broke this crazy land into farms
when we planted and harvested the crops
when we dug into the earth for water
when we carried that water into the
big house kitchens and bedrooms
when we built that big house
when we fed and clothed other people’s
children with food we cooked and
served to other people’s children, wearing
the garments that we fitted and we sewed
together, when we hacked and hauled
huge trees for lumber and fuel, when we
washed and polished the chandeliers,
when we bleached and pressed the linens
purchased by blood profits from our daily
forced laborings, when we lived under the
whip and in between the coffle and chains,
when we watched our babies sold away
from us, when we lost our men to
anybody’s highest bidder, when slavery
defined our days and our prayers and our
nighttimes of no rest–then we did not
need affirmative action.

Like two-legged livestock we cost the
bossman three hundred and fifteen dollars
or six hundred and seventy-five dollars
so he provided for our keep
like two-legged livestock
penned into the parched periphery of very
grand plantation life. We did not need
affirmative action. NO! We needed
freedom: We needed overthrow,
revolution and a holy fire to purify the air.
But for two hundred years this crazy
land the law and the bullets behind the law
continued to affirm the gospel of
God-given White supremacy.
For two hundred years the law and the
bullets behind the law, and the money and
the politics behind the bullets behind the
law affirmed the gospel of
God-given White supremacy/
God-given male-White supremacy.

And neither the Emancipation Proclamation
nor the Civil War nor one constitutional
amendment after another nor one Civil Rights
legislation after another could bring about a
yielding of the followers of that gospel
to the beauty of our human face.

Justice don’t mean nothin’ to a
hateful heart!

And so we needed affirmative action. We
needed a way into the big house
besides the back door. We needed a chance at
the classroom and jobs and open housing
in okay neighborhoods.
We needed a way around the hateful hearts of
America. We needed more than freedom
because a piece of paper ain’t the
same as opportunity
or education.
And some thirty years ago we agitated
and we agitated until the President said,
“We seek…
not just equality
as a right and a theory
but equality as a fact
and as a result.”

And a great rejoicing rose like a spirit
dancing
fresh and happy on the soon-to-be-the-
integrated-and-most-uppity ballroom floor
of these United
States.
And Black folks everywhere dressed up in
African-American pride
and optimism.
From the littlest to the elders
we shined our shoes and brushed our hair
and got good and ready for
“equality as a fact.” But
three decades later, and come to find out
we never got invited to the party
we never got included in “the people”
we never got no kind of affirmative action
worth more than a spit in the wind.

And yesterday
the new man
in the White House/
the new President declared,”What we have
done for women and minorities is a good
thing, but we must respond to those who
feel discriminated against…This is a
psychologically difficult time for the
so-called angry White man.”

Well I am here to tell the world that
46 percent of my children living in poverty
does not feel good to me
and my brothers in prison and not in college
does not feel good to me
psychologically
or otherwise!

Catch that angry White man and tell him
“Get a grip!”

Forty-six percent of the American labor
force is constituted by White men but White
men occupy 95 percent of all senior
management positions!
And as a wise Black man
recently observed
“This supposedly beleaguered minority
(White males are about one-third of the
population) makes up 80 percent of the
Congress, four-fifths of tenured university
faculty, nine-tenths of the Senate
and 92 percent of the Forbes 400.”

Tell me who’s angry!

I say the problem with affirmative action
seems to me like way too much affirmative
talk and way too little action!

And unless you happen to belong to that
infinitesimal club of millionaire Black folks
got one hundred and eight thousand dollars
to throw into the campaign pot of their
nearest and dearest
full-time political racist,
I think you better join with me to agitate
and agitate for justice and
equality we can eat
and pay the rent with
NOW.