so if you have $100 available on one credit card, and “almost” $200 in the bank, and you get paid in ten days, and your car is going to cost you $500 to fix (you would’ve had another $100 on another credit card, but you are stubborn and want to be able to get around on your own, so you rented a car . . . dumb decision, probably, but you got the cheapest car you could find, and for the shortest period of time possible . . . plus that extra $100 wouldn’t have helped anyway)

anyway . . . is there anybody out there who is really, REALLY good at math and can show me a solution to this word problem?

and iff you’re bad at math but good at praying, please send up a prayer for me to the God for whom no problem is too big, even when it feels that way from my wallet’s perspective . . .